I sometimes think I am a ‘Minecraft’ character and there is some teenager in another dimension operating me and controlling my environment for ‘shits and giggles’.
This week has been ‘hostile takeover’ week. E.ON have just taken over my bank account and they will garnish it as they see fit. And some troll is now using my beehiveyourself facebook page to ‘pimp his shit’.
So dear Universe, once you have hoovered-up everything from me, then what?
Is this a punishment or is this a message?
Is this a start of a saga which I have to play the part of a hero?
Or am I to serve as a warning to others?
Isn’t it time to come clean?